So Much News, So Little Time: Celeb Bribegate, Buzzkill Pelosi & Robotic Romney | The Daily Show

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    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she’s against impeaching Trump, celebrities are caught bribing colleges, NBA star Russell Westbrook threatens fans courtside, and Mitt Romney’s team releases an awkward birthday video.
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H Yeargin
H Yeargin

People are starting to blow out candles that way so they don't blow germs on the cake 🎂 He's still a serial killer tho.

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The One
The One

04:31 - that face is priceless.

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Linda Piet
Linda Piet

I’d rather have him do that than spit all over something I was going to eat.

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xele fonte
xele fonte

Westbrook acting ghetto with fans is not news. That’s every basketball game.

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optimum genesis
optimum genesis

4:30 bitch...?

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bigdad986
bigdad986

The vice president is a lot worse. If he is impeached she is totally right. Other nations leaders would look at us like we're stupid and we would have a worse president then we already have. So please understand the downset of impeachment. We got one year to go until he is gone.

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enkayar
enkayar

I totally agree with Pelosi. I'm not a fan of Trump but she's right, the country doesn't need more divisive actions from DC right now.

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Marc McFarland
Marc McFarland

Their parents donating a library is still bribery it just takes the form of a building instead of cold hard cash

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Justan Walker
Justan Walker

That was the joke.

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Nigel Mangwarara
Nigel Mangwarara

4:28 I CAN SO USE THAT FACE FOR SOOOOO MANY MEMES.

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Nigel Mangwarara
Nigel Mangwarara

His 'AIDS' got him a cake made out of twinkles.

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Pierre Gardy
Pierre Gardy

If we impeach DT, we get Mike Pence. HELL NOOOOOOO

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Leotheguymanboy
Leotheguymanboy

Blowing out candles one by one is one of the best ways to get the least amount of spit on the cake. Smart.

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Robert Parker
Robert Parker

So Mitt is a twinkie? Obama must be a DingDong Black on the outside white on the inside LOL

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berliner
berliner

Actually Mitt Romney's method prevents wax being blown onto the cake...

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B Pretty
B Pretty

Really? We're resorting to Halloween bans, we've got more important things like I don't know GUNS!

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Trina Reyes
Trina Reyes

Wow! I just found a new way to blow out birthday candles...

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Legolas T. Spencer
Legolas T. Spencer

"We don't have john oliver's money"

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santiaggie
santiaggie

33 such an over used number....i wonder why lol

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Green Orchid
Green Orchid

Love that eyebrow twist from Trevor😉🤗

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Green Orchid
Green Orchid

Donating a library📖best idea ever🎯🎯⏰

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Bot Prophet
Bot Prophet

Mormon leader blows twinks.

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tracy scanlon
tracy scanlon

Hillbilly comes to mind

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Md Imanul Huq
Md Imanul Huq

I know why Mr Mit that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB2Hs5s5aRU

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JerseySlayer
JerseySlayer

Why are these videos constantly recommended to me? I don't agree with the constant mindless Trump bashing. I don't agree with the constant identity politics poisoning public discourse. I don't agree with the division of the Untied States being disguised as "the compassionate versus the bigoted." I don't agree with the far-left ideologues trying to brainwash our youth in school, Hollywood, the media, and now late-night television. *_And yet no matter how many times I click "Not Interested" YouTube still recommends them DAILY. And you wonder why conservatives see a giant globalist agenda that bans them on Twitter and YouTube and pushes ideologically biased content on the public. Why aren't Joe Rogan's podcasts ever "Trending"? They get 1 to 15 million views regularly. How about Ben Shapiro? Hundreds of millions listen to his podcast. Never trending? Its because you are lobbied by far-left activist groups like the Lesbians in Tech who recently told you they want mainstream conservatives censored because their children are watching their videos. You are creating radicalized, frustrated, white conservatives by acting like the police of the world with the moral superiority. You will be sorry for what you're doing, YouTube. You just don't know it yet. Don't be evil._*

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Pat Baringer
Pat Baringer

I think it's time white people stopped leading the Democrats.

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EPhantomify
EPhantomify

Believe it or not, that is the best way to blow out candles! Its unsanitary to eat something blown on by another. To blow out each candle that way increases the amount of wishes one can make! Were they investigating Wharton college again and stumbled upon another related scam???

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Fluffy Talguw
Fluffy Talguw

Sorry but I think that audience member DID say something racist when I saw what he looked like 😂

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Adebowale Prest
Adebowale Prest

he doesn't want to contaminate the twinkies!!!

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A King
A King

Just have Schemer talk to him... Trump will take credit for His own impeachment!!!🤣

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glassisland
glassisland

Trevor's face at 4:30 - priceless.

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Chele Myers
Chele Myers

Release the rest of the list. Obviously politicians are on there too since no more names will drop.

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414rl
414rl

Open your eyes ref.. What did you say...Nothing enjoy your whistle mister 😂😂😂 so true

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Maddie Vega
Maddie Vega

Very, Very Rich Kids should have their own University built by their parents "STUPID UNIVERSITY"

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Cheryl Sahawneh
Cheryl Sahawneh

What I want to know is what was he blowing through and why? It looks like a bubble wand??!!

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Front Runner
Front Runner

DON LEMON...YOU ARE JUST A GREY!...ya know...Not black...Not White...but BOTH!...GREY!

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T Mox
T Mox

Yeah Nancy - Lincoln and Johnson thought that about Reconstruction too. How’d that work out?

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Chad Howard
Chad Howard

does anyone really think this guy is funny? if so, this country is doomed.

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Laura chera
Laura chera

Trevor looks like the angry birds😂

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Ghostman Invisible
Ghostman Invisible

Harvard looking good now isn't it

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y1521t21b5
y1521t21b5

The Revolt: Reverse Affirmative Action

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LMR
LMR

You are so hilarious!!!

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Bridgette Alley
Bridgette Alley

😂💛😂💛😂

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Beryl Wright
Beryl Wright

This isn't new. It's the norm. A benefit of white privilege with money.

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John Yousif
John Yousif

Who the fuck believes in hard work paying off. It’s the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever heard and even implying it’s a thing is misleading. My whole life hard work hasn’t done a fucking thing for me and everyone around me is struggling and dying no matter how hard they’ve worked their entire lives. So disrespectful to carry on about this bullshit scandal when it was common sense beforehand and is the smallest part of the issue.

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Cathleen Baldwin Maggi
Cathleen Baldwin Maggi

That is how you do it, to not get your germs on the cake shared with everyone else who will eat it. Think 'politically correct' for the act of blowing out your candles on a cake.

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Jay Jones
Jay Jones

You don’t have the right to harass players. Stop the belligerent fan bs. Root for your team; there is no need to curse at the players from the other team. You ruin the environment of the game idiots.

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sandy roberts-anderson
sandy roberts-anderson

So parents pay big money to get their not-smart-enough-to-get-into-elite-school kid into these top schools and then what? Do they then pay smart kids to do their child’s homework, tests, papers? So the kid gets a degree for which they did no work, at a school they had to cheat to get into, and they’ve learned nothing.

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Nolan Boles
Nolan Boles

I wish someone would explain to me how the college admissions scandal, which is essentially victimless unless you count the celeb offspring whose educations are kind of ruined now, is bigger than the Elizabeth Holmes/Theranos scam which has actual far reaching consequences.

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la luz la luz
la luz la luz

Gracias por usar. Lo del estatal

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jbbudish
jbbudish

Not sure how any of this is "News". It's pretty obvious what's really going on.

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Debbie Dewberry
Debbie Dewberry

Nancy Pelosi! Tell me what does it take to have him impeached? When and what in the name of heaven else does this man Donald Trump has to show us or tell us in order for him to be impeached?

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Crystal Barry
Crystal Barry

I fine it unfar for richparents get there kids in there frist but we have too pay out of our ass. It unfair. 😔

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Apada
Apada

But our reputation IS important. The message to the world that Democracy works is destroyed when someone as awful and anti-American is in office and the People don't stop him. At this point we are just another nation who is at the mercy of a tyrant leader and we do nothing to stop it.

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suzie shiaman
suzie shiaman

Hi! My name is Suzie Shiaman. I have been teaching with the at-risk youth for 16 yrs. This college scandal makes me utterly livid! When I see how hard my students work, I am extremely disappointed by these privileged people!!! In any case, I wrote and sang an education rap that encourages our youth to persevere, find their voice, and pursue their dreams by EARNING it on their own merit! I would love your thoughts on my education rap! Thank you! https://youtu.be/ssLdeBgPfgQ

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Marcos Manzanares
Marcos Manzanares

Stop with impressions Your cringe AF

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Orlando Joseph
Orlando Joseph

Shit Mitt didnt want to pass out blowing out all those candles!

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Amy Lykkegaard
Amy Lykkegaard

Why are we making jokes about how corrupt Pelosi is. She isn't a Democrat.

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The Philanthropist
The Philanthropist

No time for news..🤣🤣 No theres time. Unfortunately you think this is news.. Not the 17th week in France protesting. Or Yemen being literally destroyed. Or Venezuela or the constitutional convention or the fucked up bills being passed in congress. Your fucking news is propaganda...

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Mark Stanley
Mark Stanley

+The Philanthropist Have to thank you for your very quick,short and informative answers! Anybody Else out there that find this persons answer interesting,give a thumbs up to him/her. But of course,check it up for yourselves when you got the time.

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The Philanthropist
The Philanthropist

+Mark Stanley Yeah. I don't watch any of it. They cover nothing I'm interested in. And if they do it's 2 minutes long. I'm just blown away that nobody is talking about this..

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The Philanthropist
The Philanthropist

+Mark Stanley Yeah tax cuts for corporations but the fuel tax sparked it off. Pretty much the same scenario as here. Stagnant wages and being taxed to death. Plus the influx of immigrants didn't help.. Macron is just another corporate puppet..

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Mark Stanley
Mark Stanley

+The Philanthropist Ratings was probably not the best example,it all seems like with channel you watch.Same events reported by Fox News and cnbc,well they tend (in my opinion) to not only report a story but also give you their explanation so to speak.

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Mark Stanley
Mark Stanley

+The Philanthropist Not an expert on France election system. By Pro-business reforms,do you mean like small companies,middle,large-or just tax cut for "big companies? Is Macron like a Republican,Democrat or in the middle?

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Otanduw
Otanduw

And I thought the Romney joke was going to be about how it’s 2019 and his staff still doesn’t know how to shoot video on a phone.

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Martial Arts Masters Against Police/Military Brutality
Martial Arts Masters Against Police/Military Brutality

·· USA!!!

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Eileen Nguyen
Eileen Nguyen

At first what Romney was doing looked really weird, I've never blown out candles like that. But then I thought he's probably sharing those twinkies with the staff and maybe he doesn't want to get his spit all over them? Because if you put in enough air to blow out all those candles at once, some spit is going to come out, just ask anyone who plays a wind instrument.

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Ryan Adam
Ryan Adam

Wish we could stop calling shit on comedy central "news". Lol. But what really do I expect from the left????

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Make Money Online
Make Money Online

It means no place is safe ... Bribes even into the universities. SMH... I commend Mitt for blowing the candles dat way, I mean it's the most healthiest... No spittle all over the cake 🍰 Anyway, I'd appreciate anyone's subscription to my YouTube channel as I'm a new YouTuber who is struggling to grow. Thanks 😘

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Gunga Din
Gunga Din

they will get probation,massive fine

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la luz la luz
la luz la luz

Perdón pero ustedes. Los demandó con el troma por los video. Justicia. A ya sabrán la historia.

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Asa Odo
Asa Odo

😱🤣🤣🤣... perhaps Mitt Romney did not want to spit over the cupcakes so he pulled the candles... one by one.🤨

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weantoine
weantoine

4:44 DAMN

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GHOULii
GHOULii

4:23 he’s a serial killer

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von 50
von 50

Who is serial killer?..

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CipherBytes
CipherBytes

For most people college is a waste of money. Unless you are going to be a doctor or a lawyer, you're better off with a trade school that can offer hands on training. This scandal just highlights problems with college these days, which seems to be more about paying an overpriced entry fee. Same problem in IT when it comes to certifications. We have too many people with diplomas that say they have skills when they really don't.

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Genevieve Words
Genevieve Words

Germs! I hate when someone blow & spit their breath all over the damn cake...gross.

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Monica Pettiford
Monica Pettiford

love westbrook

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Romeo Lopez
Romeo Lopez

Who else was expecting the John Oliver’s reference?

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Cajunman Dick
Cajunman Dick

Just wait cumguzzlers, soon all your dimocratic saviots will be arrested and in prison. Then what will you and your transgendered partners do?. Probably cry and scream racism and sexism along with transphobic hater we all are. So what, you can scream and cry in your safe spaces with your coloring books and strange unnatural hair colors that the sjw's love to display. Suck it up fuckers.

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Sean Perry
Sean Perry

"We don't have the time or john oliver's money" fuking dead

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BigVah!
BigVah!

Yeah.. it's funny until it's your kid who has worked hard to obtain real grades, test scores and accolades... only to have their seat taken by "Aunt Becky"

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Meadow Woods
Meadow Woods

No one should be allowed to Honk their car horns in the middle of the night on a regular basis throughout the country because the auto industry created it that way. Car lock and alarm setting Honking wakes people up by the thousands if not millions across the country. It should not be legal. It cause health reducing stress. If you agree please see Silencethehorns.org. Thank You.

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1111Pel
1111Pel

College needs to kick the kids out and Aunt Becky and Huffman should have to pay full tuition for the 2 students that got wait listed because their fucking stupid kids got in instead.

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Gee Wiz
Gee Wiz

Trevor Noah is killing it!

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N S
N S

Rich wrong rules the land, and waiting justice sleeps. Jail both parents and adult child. See how having a felony conviction helps life.

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slmeucalesa1
slmeucalesa1

Cake made out of Twinkies.....why doesn't THAT surprise me??????.....what was the icing made of?.....MAYONNAISE???..!!!!😆

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Ellen Henderson
Ellen Henderson

It doesn't make sense that a 18-year old didn't notice that she did not fill out an application to get into college. That at 17, other kids around you are taking the SAT but you don't have to. What kind of a bubble are these kids in. The kids should be accountable too.

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Grimwolf
Grimwolf

That guy 100% looks like he was yelling racist shit at Westbrook, and his wife was probably either joining in or cheering him on. I have a real hard time faulting Westbrook at all without being certain what happened. Plus, he didn't even physically do anything.

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Robert McArtor
Robert McArtor

So much fakes news ...so little time.

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Bruce Viaene
Bruce Viaene

Damn, Trevor. Youre kak. Ever heard of germs bru?

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Laura Guillen
Laura Guillen

back to back Utah stories

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Linda Rivera
Linda Rivera

So🤔🤔🤔 they’ve been telling us for years that we’re not smarter but it turns out we are. So now what??? They compared us to monkeys. So let’s start a show. Who’s smarter than a monkey.😂😂😂

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Natalee Steele
Natalee  Steele

Lol that NBA and NFL joke was so good omg

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SithAssassin
SithAssassin

Does anyone else think these 'people' owe some form of retribution to the kids that were denied admission on those years?  Personally, I've always had serious issues with sports fast laining their kids into colleges on pretty much the same premise.  Really though, what kind of education does it take to beat your wife on an elevator, or get a dui, or fight dogs, or bankrupt 6 casinos and make the US the joke of the world?  Is this really news to anyone?

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Mahmut Cakal
Mahmut Cakal

Are these celebrities not your friends Trevor? I am sure that these people are very close to you.. You are so funny and why do you involve the President in these democratic criminals..

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Sakai Fitzgerald
Sakai Fitzgerald

What people still don't seem to understand is that even if Donald Trump is impeached he will remain the President and there is no guarantee that he will go to prison. Pelosi is most likely calculating the risks and determining that defeating Drumpf in an election will have a bigger impact than going through an impeachment process. Republicans will say that the reason he was impeached (if it could even happen) was because he couldn't be defeated in an election. They will claim it an act of desperation on the part of Democrats. His entire administration needs to leave the White House, not just him.

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Genre Online
Genre Online

For the kids who were shut out because of this fraud, it's not funny at all.

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Sairam Kaushik
Sairam Kaushik

if you guys need to cheat on the freaking SAT, something is seriously wrong with the American education system

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R achternaam
R achternaam

3:09 ohw pfieuw I was starting to worry that there wasnt any orange man bad in it....

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Ladyhawk Misses Gabby
Ladyhawk Misses Gabby

What? I wouldn't want Mitt spit all over my Twinkie.

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Ladyhawk Misses Gabby
Ladyhawk Misses Gabby

And we're--what?--shocked and disappointed? This has been going on for ages. That's why Trump doesn't want his transcripts released.

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Autymn Maas
Autymn Maas

Its kinda cute... in an innocent weird way

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Jonathan Lucas
Jonathan  Lucas

He just likes too Blow!!!!

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Edith A.-F.
Edith A.-F.

Nancy Pelosi needs to let someone else step in

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M Elizabeth
M Elizabeth

Romney is dignified he cant blow or spit on the cake thats not proper

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boreduser12
boreduser12

He didn't want to blow germs onto the cake. I get it now. I'm surprised I never thought of that before.

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